After the first day of college the honorable director called us in his cabin and told us about the whole astronomy thing.We were first reluctant to all accept all this and agree to training.But then GUARANTEED US AT LEAST 9 POINTS EVERY SEMESTER AND A TRIP TO CHANDIGARH EVERY NOW AND THEN AND HENCE WE COULD NOT REFUSE.
But before our training started we were to give a test so that our exact talent and abilities could be found out.We were told to assemble on the third day of the autumn vacations at the central jail of Chandigarh.But before that we were to be briefed by some experts.Anna got a bit late and we were waiting for him at the punjabi dhaba where some hot paranthas were being served.Then Kumar got an idea and started shooting.
“What are you doing” I asked
“Can’t you see I am taking pictures and making videos of these paranthas being served so that we can show them to Anna on the way to Chandigarh and he does not wait here for the paranthas.”fiercely replied Kumar who had promised a girl to meet her at a restaurant in Chandigarh after the test was over.
“Okay can’t you just say you are making a parantha porn” I said
“What?”asked Kumar”what’s that term?Where did that come from”
“Read about WAR PORN IN THE NEWSPAPER YESTERDAY.So if there can be war porn why can’t there be Parantha Porn?” I replied
and that’s how this term came into existence.
So we left for Chandigarh as soon as Anna came.
THE FIRST TEST
Later we got to know that THE NAME OF THE TEST WAS BHAIYA JI TEST .In this test we had to try and kill a prisoner from the central jail using real bullets just like BHAIYA JI THE VILLAIN OF THE FAMOUS FILM TASHAN WAS KILLED IN THE CLIMAX OF THE FILM.THE WHOLE PLACE WAS CONVERTED INTO THE SETS OF TASHAN.Not so say that the whole neighborhood place was emptied and police officers were there to take action in case something went wrong.
But just one thing bothered me,in that film Akshay Kumar and Saif Ali Khan got a lady having size zero to partner.Then why we had Anna to company us.Okay that’s not the issue here.
NOW THE MATCH STARTED AND AS WE WERE GETTING TO THE END THAT PRISONER BHAIYA JI WAS ABLE TO TAKE AWAY ALL THE ADVANTAGE AND WE WERE LEFT WITHOUT ANY WEAPONS.Then he fired at Anna and ANNA JUST STOOD THERE AND AS AN REFLEX ACTION JUST TRIED TO CATCH THE BULLET AS SOMEONE CATCHES A CRICKET BALL AND THE BULLET STOPPED WITHOUT HURTING HIM.All of us stood their in silence.
“How were you able to do that just like Rajnikanth?” I asked.
Anna did not answer and ran away off fear.
but may be this was the special talent that the astronomer had talked about and as he had said that our talents will come to the fore when the situation depends.
So now I quickly stood behind Kumar.BHAIYA JI THEN FIRED A BULLET AT HIM.BUT HE DID NOT DIE JUST LIKE A BOLLYWOOD MOVIE STAR WON’T DIE B JUST ONE BULLET .THEN USING HIM AS A SHIELD I MOVED FORWARD AND HIT BHAIYA JI WITH A STEEL ROD AND THE GAME WAS OVER.
Kumar had taken 5 bullets into his chest and was still walking.Moreover,he was the one who drove to the hospital .Really,sometimes watching bollywood movies does help.
IN THIS WAY WE WERE ABLE TO COMPLETE OUR FIRST TEST. BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?
WHAT POWERS DID I HAVE? IT WAS ONLY IN LATER STAGES THAT GOT TO KNOW IT
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